IAN and HIEBNER sit
working at computers in adjacent cubicles.
On IAN’s screen are pictures of farms and farming equipment. He considers one photo with confusion and,
after some thought, pokes his head over the cubicle wall.
IAN: Hey Hiebner, what do you call those long things with
the wheels that farmers have in their fields.
I think they’re for spraying or something.
HIEBNER (nonchalantly):
Those are pivots, or you can call them circle pivots. They’re for watering, and what’s really cool
is when you see pictures of fields with circle pivots taken from the sky and
the whole field is just these huge circles of green.
IAN: Okay, thanks.
IAN returns to his
computer and types something. Several
beats later, he pokes his head over the cubicle wall again.
IAN: Hey Hiebner, what do you call it when the machines are
gathering up hay from a field, and they bundle it up in this big roll—like a really big one?
HIEBNER: A bale?
IAN: I thought bales were for rectangles of hay.
HIEBNER: Either one.
You can call it a circle bale if you want.
IAN: Okay, thanks.
IAN returns to his
computer, types something, and this time immediately pokes his head over the
cubicle wall again.
IAN: Hey, what do you call…
REPEAT performance
until audience gets up and leaves.
