Reasons to Stay in Nebraska
- Cheap rent
- Ruby Red Squirt readily available
- Cheap utilities
- Vehicle inspection laws slim to non-existent
- Nice sunsets
- Lots of things (stores, bars, parks, etc.) within walking
distance
- Cheap eating out
- Friends/social group provides support network
- Leaving means time and money lost through relocation
expenses
Reasons to Leave Nebraska
- Winter is a dry, snowless wasteland of dead grass and trees,
with endless views of the torn-up, broken corn and soybean fields as one drives
along the highway. Humidifiers become a
necessity, and dry skin reaches its peak during January/February.
- Summer is hot and humid as fuck, with a mugginess that sucks
all moisture from one’s body and causes intolerable dehydration (see earlier note
about walking).
- Social interactions marred by people’s preoccupation with
empty politeness, inherent in the idea that they can’t say what’s really on
their minds and instead adopt a series of motions designed to simulate
friendliness in an acceptable manner. In
situations where social norms don’t require such politeness (for example, when
passing someone on the street), a posture of extreme indifference is adopted
instead.
- Prevalence of critical, internal judgment based on a person’s
race/appearance/economic status, most often (in my case) implied through
questions about one’s career goals and college experience (for example, “What
did you go to school for?” “Is it hard to get a job using that degree?” “What are you going to do next?” etc.) in ways that mask the
asker’s underlying criticism.
- City architecture consists primarily of parking garages and
bland-colored office buildings, thus contributing to an atmosphere of sameness.
- No mountains, ocean, lakes you can swim in, or real forests
within reasonable driving distance.
Hiking and walking trails minimal, and are usually restricted to prairie
grasslands and urban bike paths.
- The overwhelming feeling that everyone in Nebraska holds
the same values, the same beliefs, the same life goals, and strives always to
be the same, meaning that those holding unpopular, alternative, innovative, self-taught,
or otherwise different beliefs will be subtly made to feel as if they don’t
belong, make foolish decisions, or are otherwise just plain wrong, simply
because they stand outside the majority.
- It’s good to keep exploring new places.