Warning Signs

(inspired by an episode of Matt Groening's Life in Hell strip)

• Gap years
• Trickle-down economics
• Overuse of the word pretentious
• Polo shirts
• Store-brand purchases
• Fetal positions
• Responding to comments with "Yeah, I know, right?"
• Pulling out (in a sexual sense)
• Dog-eared pages
• Excessive keychains
• Referring to the pursuit of one's passions suffixed with the word thing
• Pulling out (in a non-sexual sense)
• Empty notebooks
• Excessive ice-cream consumption
• Use of the phrase "the real world"