Thursday, August 4, 2011

Warning Signs

(inspired by an episode of Matt Groening's Life in Hell strip)

  • Gap years
  • Trickle-down economics
  • Overuse of the word pretentious
  • Polo shirts
  • Store-brand purchases
  • Fetal positions
  • Responding to comments with "Yeah, I know, right?"
  • Pulling out (in a sexual sense)
  • Dog-eared pages
  • Excessive keychains
  • Referring to the pursuit of one's passions suffixed with the word thing
  • Pulling out (in a non-sexual sense)
  • Empty notebooks
  • Excessive ice-cream consumption
  • Use of the phrase "the real world"

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