Monday, May 31, 2010

Content Generation

Blogger Post Frequency Announcement
From: content_generation@erochikan.com
To: Ian Rogers
Sent: May 27, 2010

Dear Mr. Rogers,

Thank you again for all of your hard work and devotion to Erochikan’s Blogger network. We realize that keeping up the challenge of producing high-quality blog entries is not an easy one, and we want you to know that we appreciate your efforts. Thanks to you, readers across the world can enjoy all the interesting factoids and opinions that Blogger users share every day, and the advertisements placed within your posts and catered to readers’ needs continue to bring in the valuable revenue that keeps Blogger profitable.

We’ve noticed that your posting frequency is not as high as that of some of our more prolific bloggers, and that your post frequency is one or fewer times per week. Blogger’s new obligatory posting times were created to ensure a constant flow of content for all readers, and by posting fewer entries, you’re depriving readers of the high-quality information they’ve come to expect from Blogger.

We hope that you see this as an opportunity to increase the quantity, in addition to the quality of your entries, with the goal of making the Blogger community more fulfilling for everyone. We appreciate your efforts, and look forward to reading more of your work in the future.

Sincerely,

The Erochikan Blogger Content Generation Team


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Re: RE: Blogger Post Frequency Announcement
From: content_generation@erochikan.com
To: Ian Rogers
Sent: May 31, 2010

Dear Mr. Rodgers,

Thank you for taking the time to read through and respond to our previous e-mail regarding your recent number of blog entries. We are sorry to hear about the mishap with your modem, and hope that you are soon able to procure a replacement. We understand that your recent lack of internet has made it more difficult for you to continue posting, and we are sympathetic toward your predicament.

We suggest, however, that you do not let these temporary difficulties stand in your way. There are any number of other methods that someone in your position can utilize in order to obtain internet access. Have you thought about visiting a library, internet cafĂ©, or computer center from which you could post your blog entries? Or how about borrowing a friend’s computer with internet access? Many of our bloggers also find it convenient to post using their workplace computers. A rainwater-soaked modem is no excuse; for the resilient blogger will always find a way to reach his or her audience. Besides, you’d hate to deprive your readers of the content that they’ve come to expect from “A Wave of the Hand,” right?

We’ve also noticed that your account is currently on High Alert status, and is being monitored by Erochikan’s Quality Control Team. Considering the circumstances, we’ve had them freeze your sentence at the date of your last recorded entry. Your sixty days will continue counting down when you begin posting again. We hope that this will provide you with more incentive to resume writing.

Thank you for taking the time to explain your circumstances, and we look forward to reading more of your work in the future.

Sincerely,

The Erochikan Blogger Content Generation Team

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